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Joke of the Day

"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"

"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."

"Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he got his gas bill."

"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good and we will slowly kill you."

"What do you get when you cross a Joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Because Windows 7, 8 9....."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Dnner"

"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"

"""Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian"" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process"

"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"