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Joke of the Day

"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"

"A summer getaway for women that date younger guys in the bathroom & want to learn to carve cantaloupe? John Cougar Melon Camp"

"What's the difference between a slut and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."

"What do you call a person who worships Doritos? A Chipmonk."

"Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam."

"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."

"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."

"What do you call a Filipino Contortionist? A Manila folder."

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."