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Joke of the Day
"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"
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"She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle."
"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"
"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"
"Cookies from Best to Worst: 1. Chocolate chip 2. Girl Scout 3. Oreos ... ... 727. Browser 728. Tossed 729. Raisin"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"Parenting Tip: Wear clothing with pockets so you can flip off your children inconspicuously."
"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"
"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."