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Joke of the Day
"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."
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"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"What does a baby in a blender sound like? I don't know, I couldn't hear it over the sound of my masturbating."
"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."
"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
"What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus"
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"Me: ""Can you go back four slides?"" Bride: ""To the wedding dress?"" Me: ""No, the cheese plate."" Me: Wipes tears."