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Joke of the Day
"There was an explosion at a French cheese factory De brie everywhere."
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"Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now."
"Good Answer A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!"
"Today, I played God. I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching..."
"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."
"If you pee on a cop Urine trouble. (Credit to my bff)"
"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."
"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."
"Scientists have reached the conclusion that the owl has the most acute sense of hearing They clearly haven't experimented on men browsing porn while their wives are asleep."