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Joke of the Day
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."
"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."
"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"
"Super Mario Brothers left me with highly unrealistic expectations of how exciting a career in plumbing would be."
"[Different version] How to be insulting Never mind, you wouldn't get it"
"Being iced in for 2 days gave me the opportunity to get so much housework done! I didn't do any of it. But I certainly had the opportunity."
"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."
"Why Did The Boy Drop His Ice Cream? He Got Hit By A Bus."