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Joke of the Day

"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."

"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."

"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."

"I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."

"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"My enthusiasm knows bounds."

"Well i thinks it's safe to say there will be no Turkey for Christmas this year"

"Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away? because fetch is not going to happen."

"A Jew Gesundheit"