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Joke of the Day

"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"

"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"Where does a porn addict keep his videos? In his sex drive"

"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."

"A Dirty Limerick (NSFW) There once was a girl named Betty, That said that she loved confetti, So I shot my man-goo, Through a fan where it blew, And sprayed her white as a yeti"

"What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time."

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"

"The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"