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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken..."
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"How do you know when an Australian prisoner is raping another prisoner? When they're in an inmate mate"
"If you're fishing on ice you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!"
"You wanna know why me and my wife don't see eye to eye anymore after 26 years of marriage? She lost her legs so we're no longer the same height. edit: I'm sorry, I thought this was /r/antijokes"
"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."
"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"
"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"
"Why is America bad at the game Chess? Because they don't know how to defend their towers."
"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."
"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"