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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when 2 homosexuals stare into eachother's eyes? A gaze."

"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."

"No I in team Word of advice; if anyone ever gives you the ""There is no I in team!"" speach, you look him dead in the eye and say ""true, but there is a 'U' in dumb."""

"*fart noise* ME: it was your dog. I swear! GIRL: my dog died last year you liar GHOST DOG: theres no way she's gonna sleep with you now lmao"

"During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair."

"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"

"Why wasn't the man considered attractive? The laws of gravity didn't apply to him."

"I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."

"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."