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Joke of the Day

"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"

"[my 1st day as a doctor] I can't find a pulse [patient] that's a trashcan. I'm over here [me] hold on, I think this trashcan is dying"

"A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot."

"The older I get the more I realise how important it is to have two different cereals on the go at the same time so you don't get bored."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."

"What does a kite and a stoner have in common? They're both high."

"The dogs bark but the caravan moves on."

"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve? They hit the town and blow a few bucks."