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Joke of the Day
"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."
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"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."
"What's the best part of an asynchronous dog? It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one"
"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."
"What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical.."
"How is the RNC going to wash themselves of the reputation Trump has given them? Lather, Reince, repeat."
"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"