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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal"

"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"

"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"

"what do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs a condescending con descending"

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"There are three kinds of people in the world, Those who are good at math and those who aren't."

"Every time I survive a sneeze while driving on the freeway it feels like I jumped out of a plane w/out a chute and lived."

"My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3"

"Did you hear the one about the tiny prisoner who went down the stairs? It's a little condescending. ;)"

"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."