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Joke of the Day

"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on? Your credit card."

"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."

"Secondary School Pick up Lines Are you the Detention room because i'm going to spend the next two and a half hours inside you"

"There is no ice cream in space because no one can hear you scream"

"My friend called me dyslexic... I told him that he's a smart fella."

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""