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Joke of the Day
"There is no ice cream in space because no one can hear you scream"
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"Doctor doctor I keep dreaming there are great gooey bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks."
"I can tell we still live in a sexist society because... Doctors still make more money than nurses."
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"Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name."
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"My friend asked me how I became so confident, I told him I play Russian roulette every morning... RIP Larry."
"Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage"