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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."
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"Why is ISIS going after programs? Because they are executable"
"[date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman"
"Women: underwear are not hot pants/short shorts. THEY ARE UNDERWEAR AND YOU GIVE ME A BONER"
"What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle? My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle."
"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""
"Where do twin lesbians party? Klondike Bar"
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD"
"A Smart Liberal"