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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"
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"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."
"Smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."
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"What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games? Wallhacks"
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"I've been searching months for my girlfriends killer. But nobody will do it."
"No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic. We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president."
"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"