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Joke of the Day
"My favorite thing to do after a nap is immediately take a second one."
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"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."
"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"
"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"
"Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table."
"What does FUN stand for? Some nights, I don't know."
"Wife:What is 10 years with me? Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second"
"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"