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Joke of the Day

"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"

"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"

"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"

"My favorite pickup line is when a guy just slides an order of mozzarella sticks towards me."

"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."

"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."

"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."

"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"

"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"

"Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,"