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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang? A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of."

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."

"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable."

"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."

"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."

"The boss said I should let my creative juices flow. What he doesn't know is that my creative juices are vodka and cranberry."

"What's the United States favorite brand of shortening? San Fran Crisco"

"Why can't you trust an Adam? They make up everything."

"LAUNDROMAT BLUES Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you."