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Joke of the Day
"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"
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"What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist"
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"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."
"Some people knocked on my door & asked for a small donation. for building a local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water."
"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."
"Why's it called getting an abortion... Instead of razing your child?"
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."
"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
"Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair? Because they're bad conductors."