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Joke of the Day
"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."
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"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."
"Accents are important. Would you rather be touched by Jesus or Jesus?"
"Enough with the cutesy-chubby sidekicks, 3D animation studios."
"Mitt Romney ."
"My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines."
"I once dumped a cross eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else%3ss eyed girl. I thought she was seeing someone else"