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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie? Deceased and desist"
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"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."
"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."
"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."
"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's? Because we call men's studies history."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick."
"[in class] Me: hey, can I borrow a pen? Guy: sure, black or blue? Me [sweating & swelling up]: you got one for bee stings?"
"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."