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Joke of the Day
"A high-dea supported by evidence... Is called a High-pot-thesis"
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"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."
"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"
"What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !"
"Two balloons are floating in the desert. one balloon says to the other, ""hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"""
"Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby."
"I was walking down the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar at me... ... I said ""Well, that's mature!"""
"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"
"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."
"If I find myself at Paula Deen's house, I'll be sure to stay out of the kitchen. There's an oven in there. Jews in Stews #paulasbestdishes"