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Joke of the Day

"I a tendency to skip words."

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja? Pork Chop!"

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"Cars & sex -Hey Marc, I bet your sexlife is like your Ferrari! ""I don't have a Ferrari."" -That's what i mean."

"What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's? 56eh."

"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."

"Obama supporters are like Christmas lights... Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."

"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."

"Butter Sometimes when I am baking I mix I can't believe it's not butter and butter, so that way I have I kinda believe that some of this might be butter."

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands."