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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands."
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"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."
"What does a witch take when she can't poop? Hexlax^TM"
"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."
"Did you hear about the woman who used a fake name and married a renown psychologist? She committed Frued. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week."
"What is a good title for a movie about bacon? ""Babe: The Final Chapter"""
"For an Asian porn star, everyday is election day."
"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."
"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"