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Joke of the Day

"A man worked at an orange juice factory, but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate."

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"I have been using teeth whitener, and now they are completely oblivious to the experiences and sufferings of other peoples."

"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."

"Arabs have invented a time machine It's called Islam. It takes any civilization back to the 7th century."

"How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They are free of charge!"

"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."

"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."