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Joke of the Day

"Arabs have invented a time machine It's called Islam. It takes any civilization back to the 7th century."

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."

"Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song."

"Do you know what a lot is? Two words."

"""That's what she said"" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere That's what she said."

"What do you call an expert at making ship parts? A master master."

"What's the biggest difference between men and women? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" is a good place to start."

"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"

"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."

"If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is."