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"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."
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"Everyone keeps telling me that I'm condescending. It means I talk down to people."
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"If a tiger goes to bite you, confuse him by french kissing him. You'll probably still die, but at least you got to make out w/ a tiger."
"I hope George Clooney dumps his wife so he and Brad Pitt can finally be happy together."
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"Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you! Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?"
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."
"I'm not racist. I treat everybody like they're black."