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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."
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"What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan."
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"What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"
"What do you get if you mix Lassie and a canteloupe? Melon-Collie."
"What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink? Serving dual porpoises!"
"Did you know you can use a condom twice? Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"