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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."
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"what does a nosey peper do? gets jalapeno buisness."
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"
"The reason angels can fly... ...is that they take themselves lightly. **G. K. Chesterton**"
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"
"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"
"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."
"deeply analyzing what you meant when you texted ""k"""
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"