99265
Joke of the Day
"How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing. They are free of charge!"
Next Joke
"You know who I hate the most? Indian givers. No wait, I take that back."
"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."
"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."
"Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop"
"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."
"So If the Pope shits in a toilet.... Does that make it holy shit? Aaaand thats my shitpost for the day."
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
"Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese. Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society"