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Joke of the Day

"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"

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"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."
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"Remember--the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent, and general personality."
"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""
"Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower."