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Joke of the Day

"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""

"Tried to borrow some bread from my Indian neighbour, but he said he had naan...."

"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"

"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."

"You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"

"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"

"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."

"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."

"She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza"