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Joke of the Day
"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"
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"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking about retiring? He decided to stick it out for another year."
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"
"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."
"Men say they love Asian women but every time I fry up a new boyfriend's cat or dog it's like all the appreciation goes out the window."
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"
"BARNES: ""What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?"" NOBLE: ""Let's sell books!"" AND: ""This is why we make such a great team."""
"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"
"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."
"I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster."