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Joke of the Day
"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"
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"Trying to convince my wife that the white powder on my nose is cocaine to hide the fact I've eaten a large sugary donut"
"The Earth and the Moon get in an argument The Moon tried to be the bigger body and walk away, but the Earth grabbed it and said ""I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. """
"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."
"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb? (It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE"
"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesnt fart when i pull my meat out"
"What is similar between gas and water? Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded"
"Never assume anything but the position."