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Joke of the Day
"Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule? It's only SPF"
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"Oh dear. This black lady on the Maury show is so upset. I think the gentleman she's been dating has let her down in some way."
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
"Where were you i have been waiting for half an hour. Said No Girl Ever."
"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"A couple approaches on the beach. He calls her ""Allison."" I write, ""Marry me, Allison,"" in the sand and hide. And now we wait."
"FIFA Ethics Committee"
"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."
"Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No I'm serious!"