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Joke of the Day

"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."

"In honor of Mother's day yesterday, did anyone here play jokes on their mom instead of give gifts?"

"This is my ""go to"" dirty joke ...always What did one tampon say to the other..... nothing, they are both stuck up cunts. ba dum tiss"

"I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away."

"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."

"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."

"Hope you guys like clean humor videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNt-aTq0hxM"

"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man? Because she's better at being a woman than most women are."