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Joke of the Day
"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."
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"I'm an insomniac, and I fucking hate it... My friends sleep like a log and they love it, but when I try I have nightmares about lumberjacks."
"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""
"I put a crippled guy above my infants crib He was a-mobile"
"My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed."
"What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters? They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities."
"I asked my husband: How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee? He replied... ...It's hard"
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."