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Joke of the Day

"What did the eggs say when the cops showed up? Everybody scramble!"

"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."

"I went to a zoo that only had dogs It was a shit zoo."

"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."

"Is there an app to delete your number out of other people's phones yet?"

"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"

"[Jaws 5] Shia LaBeouf: Wait, is that a real shark? Spielberg: ACTION!!"

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"What's an undertaker's favorite element? Barium!"

"What is a roosters favorite porn Hen-tai"