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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire? Dago wop wop wop"
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"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? .... 'Cause they're ugly and they stink."
"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"
"WAITER: the duck is organic & cruelty-free ME: can i order a duck who endured lots of cruelty WAITER: what why ME: a duck killed my father"
"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"
"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""
"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and then get pissed when it doesn't screw."
"Why can't the T-Rex play the piano? Cause they're dead!"
"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."
"[shopping for make-up] ""Excuse me, what will make my eyes pop?"" ""I know exactly what you need."" [boots you into the vacuum of deep space]"