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Joke of the Day

"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"

"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"

"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law."

"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"

"The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch."

"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."

"A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE."

"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"