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Joke of the Day

"A hippo comes to a doctor... with a toad on his head. - What seems to be the problem? - There's something stuck to my ass, - answers the toad."

"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."

"My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter."

"Why dont Muslims play Dota? Because techies respawns"

"I used to be a hypochondriac... But I got sick of it."

"What do you call a dog that does magic? A labracadabrador"

"I got myself into this mess, and I can get myself further into this mess."

"My wife said: Pls go to shop & buy a carton of Milk & if they have eggs, get six. I came back with Six cartons of Milk & told they had eggs."

"It's bad enough when the little voices in my head talk to me. But now they are texting."

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"