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Joke of the Day
"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."
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"My boss: Why are you sleeping at your desk?! Me: Because my bed is at home."
"I SWEAR I'm not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch."
"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."
"Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math."
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"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."
"One man including myself thinks I am funny. I came up with this a minute ago."