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Joke of the Day

"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"

"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"

"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."

"So I was playing terraria and I got killed by an eater of souls... Damn gingers"

"What's a redneck's favourite vegetable? Pump-kin."

"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"

"""We have to get together sometime!"" is a great way of saying, ""I regret running into you."""

"UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over"

"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."

"Two cows standing in a field... One cow looks at the other and says ""Moo"", the other cow says ""Fuck I was just about to say that""."