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Joke of the Day

"UK: Hey u ok USA: What UK: I saw what happened USA: Im fine, nothing happened Canada: Hey I know what I said before but you can't stay over"

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"

"I was sitting at my desk, trying to think of a double entendre... ...but it got really hard."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."

"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"My son asked me what it was like to be married I deleted all the music off his iPod except one song."

"Why was the obtuse triangle upset? Because he is never right."

"I figured out Inception, guys. The whole thing was really a movie."

"Hate to be that guy.... ... because he's a dick. Fuck him."

"This thorn bush just stabbed my wife in her vagina. What a fucking prick."