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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline."

"Sometimes relationships last longer when Facebook doesn't know about them."

"What do you call a Shi Tzu giving a blowjob? Shit Head."

"Frog COD What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty? They respawn."

"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."

"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."

"what if donald trump has secretly been banksy the entire time"

"Some pigs are born with two vaginas. It's true, ask your mom."

"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."