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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."

"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."

"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."

"Rape jokes aren't funny... They're too forced."

"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."

"Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit."

"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"

"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."

"Your car took up two spaces, so I tried to move it over with my key."

"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."