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Joke of the Day

"I feel like if there ever was a zombie apocalypse I'm so numb to them at this point I wouldn't even bat an eye."

"My girlfriend was cooking for our guests. She told me to go in and prepare the table. So I walked in and told them all about her cooking."

"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."

"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."

"Every Dildo sold in North Korea. Is a Kim Jong IL Do."

"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."

"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."

"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."

"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"