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Joke of the Day

"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."

"What do you call rice on 2 legs? Pi Ok, I'm leaving now."

"You hear about the guy who bought a teabag? Yeah, the price was pretty steep"

"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"

"EXECUTIVE: Calling our store ""Bed & Bath"" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea..."

"Your cough sounds much better this morning? It should. I've been practicing all night!"

"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."

"Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it. Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!"