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Joke of the Day
"If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off."
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"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty"
"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha."
"Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out? Because he had a Taipei personality."
"Why are Fiat cars named as such? Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor."
"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"
"[WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature 2.) Grandparents 3.) Black people in a movie theatre"