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Joke of the Day

"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"

"Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"the similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone"

"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"

"So a skeleton walks into a bar and says ""I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"What's the cheapest form of birth control? Casey Anthony"

"What do you call a fat Chinese man? A chunk."

"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."

"Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo? Because I want to drop a baby in you."

"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."